I’ve been joking today on twitter about taking over Graham Norton’s slot on the telly box, owing to my massive media prominence of late (har har). What with counsel magazine and now A Day in the Life of MOI (said with a Miss Piggy toss of the mane) on the Jordans site, I am practically some George Clooney / Amal thingy bob frankensteins monster of famousness and importance, such is my fame and importance. And yes, since you mention it, I am often mistaken for her – some say the resemblance is uncanny*.

The downside of all this (apart from the groupies that have been following me to and from court all week***) is the this….is…yourrrrr….lifffffe….duuuunnnnnn….dun….dunnnnnn….dunn! earworm that has been bugging me all day.

Anyway, I’m off to bed. Not very rockstar of me, is it?

*I’m kidding. She’s much fatter and shorter than me. In fact I look more like George. **

** Also kidding about that.

***possibly either stalkers or figments of my own imagination